OK. im so tired keepingmy new blog a secret.. :/..
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-* Wednesday, August 24, 2005
todae..
scary.
confusin.
and there would never ending days like this.
my life sux. n every1 shuld noe dis. coz.. my life really is suxy. =(
todae evn hav npcc.. hate it. totalli. ='( .. hw nidta copy. lost my mathz tb. forgot to bring $ for magazin n colorpancil.. nida pay bac wen xin $5 n yinglin $2.. sigh sigh..
english quite fun.. pay some kampong gamez.. marbles the funest =P.. paul clayton yughan n me went ta cheat in the game.. (jamie so guai =X)
my life suxz larz. truely. i want to die.. hope i do.
wana hear d story i found todae in email? here it goes..
==== start of a story dat i met up=====
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.
Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night?
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher!
Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen today Im going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite
meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher : Clever!
Students: Stupid!
Teacher : High!
Students: Low!
Teacher : Popular!
Students: Calafare!
Teacher : Wrong!
Students: Correct!
Teacher : Stupid!
Students: Clever!
Teacher : No!
Students: Yes!
Teacher : Oh God!
Students: Oh Slave!
Teacher : Listen to this!
Students: Listen to that!
Teacher : Quiet!
Students: Noisy!
Teacher : That's not a question, stupid!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher : I'm dead!
Students: We're alive!
Teacher : I'm lazy to teach!
Students: We are hardworking to learn!
Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher : Why are you people so stupid?!
Students: Because I am someone clever!
Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough
Teacher : O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher : Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher : Stand up!
Students: Sit down!
Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight!
Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)
=====takin up practicalli a whole page========
lolz.. my friend send dis 2 me 1.. lov it alot.. cheerz me upup
tmr drama infusion die. duno wad d hell i hav 2 do.
cynthia.
im dead. can some1 kill me?
